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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Hiller is not the Thriller in Maniller…
Jonas Hiller is having one of the worst seasons in the history of Ducks Goaltending… And I should know, I lived through the Mikail Shtalenkov/Ron Tugnutt/Guy…
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- January 4, 2012
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Tampa Bay Forgets to Take Goalie to Toronto
Well that’s what I assume happened after the Lightning gave up 7 Goals to the Leafs. It really amazes me that a team that went to…
- DC
- January 4, 2012
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AK-47’s Brother Shoots Hat Trick
Sergei Kostitsyn is the lesser known brother of the hardly known Andrei.. Uhhh yeah, lesser known, or something… Sergei merits strong consideration to the Waiver Wire All Star…
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- January 3, 2012
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RCL League Madness!
i miss baseball was the team of the week, recording a near-perfect 21 points. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with…
- DC
- January 3, 2012
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Kari Leht-em-in
Kari Lehtonen did just that yesterday in his first game in over a month. I’ll give him credit though, 3 Goals won’t hurt your team too…
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- December 30, 2011
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Semin Is Good For You
In Alexander Semin‘s first 27 games of the season, he had 5 Goals. Now all of a sudden, he’s got 4 Goals in his last…
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- December 29, 2011
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Kane is Able
Evander Kane is showing everyone that he is a M-A-N at the ripe age of 20. 2 Goals last night put him just 2 short…
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- December 28, 2011
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RCL Leagues – Week 11
Before I get to the post I have to give a shout out to Vin Reich (or VinRazz) for these posts. Go check out his site…
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- December 27, 2011
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Too Ott to Trot…
It always fascinates me when a player and a Head Coach get into an altercation (verbal or otherwise). When I try and parallel the situation…
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- December 25, 2011
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Barter for Carter?
NO… It’s been a tricky season for the bleach-blonde former philly philanderer. I think that’s how you spell philanderer. Anyway Hat Tricks always get my…
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- December 23, 2011
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Claude Van DAMN!
Congratulations to all Claude Giroux owners out there (and I’m not talking about his 4 points yesterday). I’m talking about the fact that he returned from…
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- December 22, 2011
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Over the Hill-er
Not that I think Jonas Hiller is over the hill, but come on using his name in a title about how much he sucks kinds…
- DC
- December 20, 2011
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RCL Madness – Week 10
Zak Dream Team (RCL 1) was the team of the week, scoring a perfect 22 points. KyHabs (The CHeap Seats) was right behind, notching 21…
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- December 19, 2011
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Hold Him With the Prongs, and Stick a Fork in Him
The concussion monster dealt a death blow to Chris Pronger yesterday. Kinda wierd they would IR him for the season considering Philly could be playing…
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- December 16, 2011
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Timmay! Timma Timma Timmay!!!
I’ve already preached about the current run Tim Thomas is on, but it’s worth preaching again. Since the start of the 2007-2008 season Timmay has 130…
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- December 14, 2011
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The “C” Word
I’m really beginning to hate concussions. They are fantasy poison because the players eventual return is always a huge mystery. And believe you me, it’s not…
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- December 13, 2011
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Ray to the E-zay…
A few days ago I summarized the Chicago Goaltending situation like this: “Don’t look now but brother man has saved 69 of the last 73…
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- December 11, 2011
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Jose Can You See?
I love how NHL.com headlines always calls out random milestones like they actually mean something. Last night it was the immortal Jose Theodore. What was his milestone you…
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- December 9, 2011
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Sidney’s Crosby Aches
You know that feeling you get in your stomach when you get pulled over by a cop? Yeah that’s the feeling I got when I read this. Stupid…
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- December 8, 2011
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Ryan Stops Hillers Cryin’
After the Ducks lost their 15th of 17 games Hiller lost his shizz.. Here was the exact quote after yet another loss to Minnesota on…
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- December 7, 2011
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Realignment Relief
Make no mistake, the new NHL realignment will be dominating hockey media for the next few days. I gotta admit it’s a pretty radical change…
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- December 6, 2011
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Moulson ICE
After a slow start Matt Moulson has been hotter than an Arizona gardener in August. Saturday’s 4 Goal performance was a thing of beauty. (He…
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- December 4, 2011
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The Quick and the Dead
I wrote this about J-Quick back on November 16: “And oh yeah, J-Quick is the most underrated Goalie in the NHL right now.” I for…
- DC
- December 1, 2011
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Martin Brodoveur
Another rough night for Martin Brodeur leads me to believe it could be official. Most declared him dead after last season but I was still…
- DC
- November 30, 2011
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Off the Schneid’
On November 15th Roberto Luongo had one of those phantom UBI’s pop up and the next night Cory Schneider got lit up by the Blackhawks. …
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- November 30, 2011
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Many Injuries Reported in Fire
It’s been quite a week for injuries and Coach firings. It’s funny how firings seem to be contagious in all the sports. First it was Davis…
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- November 29, 2011
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Sid the Kid did his Bid….niss
Let’s face facts: In his first full week back, after missing an entire year, Sidney Crosby was the best player in the league. His line…
- DC
- November 28, 2011
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Red, Gold & Black Friday
It’s the Red Wings and the Bruins on NBC! This means that even the 90 year old couple who has one of the first color televisions…
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- November 25, 2011
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A les? No, she’s straight…
Another light night in the NHL and another win by the Leaf’s, meaning 24 straight hours of “can the Leaf’s make the playoffs?” Just ask…
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- November 23, 2011
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Unknown Penguin Plays in 1st Game, Notches 4 Points
It’s official, Sidney Crosby is back. The headlines are infinite: NHL.com – Sid-sational Debut! TSN.Com – Mid-Season Form! Yahoo – Welcome Back, Kid! (Not much…
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- November 22, 2011
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Sanford & Son
I remember looking at the Blue Jacket depth chart Tuesday to see who was going to start in place of ECHL Goalie Steve Mason. Turns out it was career journeyman/terrible goalie/anarchist Curtis…
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- November 18, 2011
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Cavemen Ate Stew
Chris Stewart was suspended 3 games by someone who looks like he should be in a Geico commercial. I feel like at the end of…
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- November 16, 2011
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Neal Before Me!
I’ve been an outspoken critic of James Neal this season but he continues to spit in my face with games like last night. A Goal…
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- November 15, 2011
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RCL Madness – Week 5
It’s getting close to that time in the season where if you’re sitting in 11th or 12th place now is the time to make a…
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- November 15, 2011
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Seguin, I Think I Love You
“So what am I so afraid of??? I’m afraid that I’m not sure of, a love there is no cure for… ” If you recognize those lyrics…
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- November 14, 2011
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BJ’s and Clitsome = Match Made in Heaven
I have to admit that in every Columbus Blue Jackets game I hope for Grant Clitsome to get a hat trick. When a name provides…
- DC
- November 12, 2011
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The Jonas is on You!
I had high hopes for Jonas Hiller this year. Unfortunately those hopes have been shot down like a French plane over Germany. If there was…
- DC
- November 9, 2011
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RCL Madness Week 4
I’ve been neglecting my RCL duties so it’s time for an update.. Smarch Snow deserves credit for having the worst record in all the leagues,…
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- November 8, 2011
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Tim Hortons Brother Scores 2 Goals
Those of you living North of the border no doubt know about Tim Horton’s. They are the largest quick service (fast food) restaurant chain in Canada. I’ve…
- DC
- November 7, 2011
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Let’s All Get Drunk On Some Matty Ice!
Heading into Friday there were a lot of Matt Duchene owners growing anxious about his so-so production so far this year. Then he went all…
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- November 7, 2011
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