A lot of one-sided games with 2 teams scoring a perfect 22 points (True North Puck Co., Celtic Frost) and 5 others totaling 20.. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:
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19 Goals (10) Rochester Americans, GoPuckYour……(Bobby Hull Division)
25 Assists (16) Top Shelf (RazzPuckBunnies)
+20 Plus/Minus (+2) Rochester Americans (Bobby Hull Division)
48 PIM (23) Parenteau Guidance (The CHeap Seats)
17 PPP (9) BroadStreetBullies (The CHeap Seats),Cunney linguist (BHD)
149 SOG (94) Jolly Razzers (RCL 1)
6 Wins (3) BlueLineDefenders, KyHabs  (The CHeap Seats)
1.18 (2.39) Hank for Vezina (The CHeap Seats)
274 Saves (141) BlueLineDefenders, (The CHeap Seats)
.957 Save % Hank for Vezina (The CHeap Seats)
2 Shutouts (1) True North Puck Co. (RCL 1), KyHabs  (The CHeap Seats)
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RCL 1 W-L-T Pts
1. Jolly Razzers 108-61-18 234
2. True North Puck Co. 103-67-17 223
3. Toronto Make Beliefs 103-74-10 216
4. Puck The Folice 100-73-14 214
5. Zak Dream Team 98-78-11 207
6. Feeding Frenzy 92-81-14 198
7. Razzmatazz 93-83-11 197
8. the barbershop 78-95-14 170
9. Motorboaters 72-100-15 159
10. Pominville NY 64-105-18 146
11. SnepstsMustacheRides 67-110-10 144
12. Rocky Mountain Thigh 61-112-14 136
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True North Puck Co. shut out SnepstsMustacheRides 11-0 to move into 2nd place with 4 weeks to go in the regular season. With the top 2 teams earning a bye into the semi-finals, True North may look back on this as an important week. Evgeni Malkin (3 goals, 5 assists, +6, 2 PIM, 3 PPP, 11 shots), the probable MVP, and Penguin teammate James Neal (2 goals, 4 assists, +5, 4 PIM, 1 PPP, 10 shots) led the way while the other Evgeni, Nabokov, contributed 2 wins, 1 shutout, and ratios of 1.80/.947. John-Michael Liles returned to the lineup for SnepstsMustacheRides and scored no points while finishing a -3..Zak Dream Team bombed the Motorboaters 10-1, helped by a failure to reach the minimum games played for the Boaters’ goalies. In other games it was Puck The Folice 7 Razzmatazz 4, Pominville NY 6 Rocky Mountain Thigh 3, Feeding Frenzy 6 Toronto Make Beliefs 5, and Jolly Razzers held on to first place, edging the barbershop 6-5.
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The CHeap Seats W-L-T Pts
1. Decepticon Dominance 118-56-13 249
2. KyHabs 103-65-19 225
3. Parenteau Guidance 102-70-15 219
4. Jethro 93-78-16 202
5. BlueLineDefenders 88-81-18 194
6. Optimus Reim 87-84-16 190
7. The Price is Right 83-83-21 187
8. Laraque Bottom 79-89-19 177
9. Grabner 5-hole 76-91-20 172
10. BroadStreetBullies 66-101-20 152
11. whobustedass 66-102-19 151
12. Hank for Vezina 53-114-20 126
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KyHabs closed the gap at the top with a 10-1 trouncing of the BroadStreetBullies, but still trail Decepticon Dominance by 24 points. Laraque Bottom helped out, defeating DD 7-3. David Perron had a stellar week for the KyHabs with 6 goals and an assist. He was +5 and added 4 penalty minutes and 3 power play points. Corey Perry added 4 goals, 10 PIM, and 23 shots, while Rick Nash scored once and had 4 assists. Carey Price picked up 3 wins with a 1.30 goals against average and .960 save percentage. Jonathan Toews slumped (with the rest of the Hawks) for the Bullies, tallying 0 points and a -2..In other action, Parenteau Guidance crushed Jethro 8-2 behind Brian Elliot’s 2-win, .977 save percentage performance, BlueLineDefenders bounced whobustedass 8-3, and in a couple 5-4 games, Grabner 5-hole beat Optimus Reim and Hank for Vezina edged The Price is Right.
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RazzPuckBunnies W-L-T Pts
1. Team Vigilante 108-62-17 233
2. Ice Road Puckers 109-69-9 227
3. Greyston Schmohawks 95-77-15 205
4. drb_redwings 90-82-15 195
5. Chubby Beavers 85-82-20 190
6. Jagr Bombs 85-85-17 187
7. Portable Ninja 84-88-15 183
8. Top Shelf 78-91-18 174
9. Wampa 75-91-21 171
10. Gator’s Bitches 72-92-23 167
11. SuicidalEnforcers 72-100-15 159
12. Sin Bin Sadists 69-103-15 153
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Top Shelf moved closer to a playoff spot, smoking Jagr Bombs 8-1. Olli Jokinen (4 goals, 2 assists) and Henrik Zetterberg (2 goals, 3 assists) paced their offense, while Ryan Miller showed he is still a top goaltender. Miller won 2, including a shutout, and recorded a goals against average of 1.31 with a .956 save percentage.  Jagr Bombs could have won the GAA and Save % categories with just Carey Price, but unfortunately threw in bad games fron Craig Anderson and Nabokov that ruined their ratios..Greyston Schmohawks blasted SuicidalEnforcers 8-2 with Alex Ovechkin providing 3 goals and 2 assists. Gator’s Bitches also won 8-2, over Sin Bin Sadists, with Steven Stamkos matching Ovechkin’s 3 goals and 2 assists. In other games, Chubby Beavers downed Portable Ninja 7-3, drb_redwings knocked of  Team Vigilante 7-4, and Wampa defeated Ice Road Puckers 6-3.
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Bobby Hull Division W-L-T Pts
1. TheMustaches 101-66-20 222
2. GoPuckYour…… 98-67-22 218
3. Rochester Americans 98-72-17 213
4. The Vincibles 95-74-18 208
5. Cunney linguist 93-80-14 200
6. Shishka 91-79-17 199
7. Detroit Rust Rats 83-87-17 183
8. i miss baseball 83-87-17 183
9. blunt blazing freak 80-91-16 176
10. Celtic Frost 72-94-21 165
11. Rasktastic! 69-106-12 150
12. Smarch Snow 58-118-11 127
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Another crazy week in the Bobby Hull Division saw a major shakeup in the standings. TheMustaches took over top spot, demolishing The Vincibles 10-1, dropping them all the way down to 4th place. GoPuckYour…… moved into 2nd place, whipping Cunney linguist, who failed to meet minimum goalie requirements, by the same 10-1 score. And the Rochester Americans also won 10-1, beating blunt blazing freak, which moved them up to 3rd place. Mike Smith led the Americans, recording 4 wins. But those weren’t even the biggest beatdowns in the league..Celtic Frost shelled Rasktastic! 11-0 to leapfrog them in the standings. Brad Richards, who has been mentioned negatively in previous weeks, came through with a goal and 4 assists for the Frost. Defenseman Alex Goligoski also matched those numbers. They also received great goaltending from Ryan Miller and Ondrej Pavelec (using him only in his best start). Rasktastic! was hurt by their namesake, who gave up 3 goals on 10 shots before being pulled in his only appearance. Their other goalie, Tim Thomas, wasn’t great either, finishing with a 3.49 GAA and 854 save %..In the 2 closest games, the Detroit Rust Rats downed Smarch Snow 7-4 while i miss baseball edged Shishka 6-5.