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As I sit here I am also clinging to my box of tissues and a blanket.  In case you haven’t noticed, I’m behind a couple posts and it’s because I’ve been (and am still) sick as a dog.  The Nyquil pills I just popped can’t work quickly enough… Now onto the wonderful world of the RCL Leagues:
Jethro (The CHeap Seats) was the top team, scoring 21 of a possible  22 points for the extended all-star week. GoPuckYour…… (Bobby Hull  Division) was next with 20 points.
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Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:
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21 Goals (10) True North Puck Co. (RCL 1)
28 Assists (18) Jolly Razzers (RCL 1)
22+/- (-1) Cunney linguist (Bobby Hull Division)
56 PIM (25) GoPuckYour…… (Bobby Hull Division)
19 PPP (7) blunt blazing freak (Bobby Hull Division)
160 SOG (115) True North Puck Co. (RCL 1)
8 Goalie Wins (4) Team Vigilante (RazzPuckBunnies)
0.99 GAA (2.21) blunt blazing freak (Bobby Hull Division)
349 Saves (187) Razzmatazz (RCL 1)
.962 Save % (.925) blunt blazing freak (Bobby Hull Division)
4 Shutouts (1) blunt blazing freak (Bobby Hull Division)
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RCL 1 W-L-T Pts
1. Jolly Razzers 102-56-18 222
2. Toronto Make Beliefs 98-68-10 206
3. True North Puck Co. 92-67-17 201
4. Puck The Folice 93-69-14 200
5. Razzmatazz 89-76-11 189
6. Zak Dream Team 88-77-11 187
7. Feeding Frenzy 86-76-14 186
8. the barbershop 73-89-14 160
9. Motorboaters 71-90-15 157
10. SnepstsMustacheRides 67-99-10 144
11. Pominville NY 58-102-16 132
12. Rocky Mountain Thigh 58-106-12 128
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Feeding Frenzy moved closer to a playoff spot with a 9-1 win over  Pominville NY. Jonathan Quick and Henrik Lundqvist combined for 5 wins  with a .969 save percentage to lead the Frenzy. Martin Erat provided  some offense with a goal and 5 assists, 2 power play points, and 4  penalty minutes.
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The Jolly Razzers stretched their lead to 16 points, defeating True  North Puck Co. 6-3. Puck The Folice downed Motorboaters 7-3, Razzmatazz  defeated the barbershop 7-4, and Rocky Mountain Thigh edged  SnepstsMustacheRides 6-4. Zak Dream Team and Toronto Make Beliefs played to a 5-5 tie.
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The CHeap Seats W-L-T Pts
1. Decepticon Dominance 115-49-12 242
2. KyHabs 93-64-19 205
3. Parenteau Guidance 94-68-14 202
4. Jethro 91-70-15 197
5. Optimus Reim 83-79-14 180
6. BlueLineDefenders 80-78-18 178
7. The Price is Right 79-78-19 177
8. Laraque Bottom 72-86-18 162
9. Grabner 5-hole 71-87-18 160
10. BroadStreetBullies 65-91-20 150
11. whobustedass 63-94-19 145
12. Hank for Vezina 48-110-18 114
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1st-place Decepticon Dominance fell 7-4 to Grabner 5-hole, but  maintained their 37-point lead atop the standings. KyHabs moved into  2nd, winning 6-5 over BlueLineDefenders while Parenteau Guidance was  being bombed 8-2 by The Price is Right.
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Jethro destroyed the BroadStreetBullies 10-0 as Zach Parise (5 goals, 2 assists) and Chris Stewart (17 penalty minutes) led the way. Henrik  Lundqvist and Marc-Andre Fleury each provided 3 wins. King Henrik  finished with 2 shutouts and a goals against average of 0.65 and a .975  save percentage.  Kris Letang had no points and was -4 for the Bullies,  who were missing Alex Ovechkin for most of the week with a suspension.
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Laraque Bottom edged whobustedass 5-3 while Hank for Vezina and Optimus Reim tied at 5 in other action.
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RazzPuckBunnies W-L-T Pts
1. Team Vigilante 104-55-17 225
2. Ice Road Puckers 106-63-7 219
3. Greyston Schmohawks 87-75-14 188
4. Jagr Bombs 84-77-15 183
5. drb_redwings 83-78-15 181
6. Portable Ninja 81-81-14 176
7. Chubby Beavers 78-79-19 175
8. Wampa 69-88-19 157
9. Top Shelf 70-90-16 156
10. SuicidalEnforcers 70-92-14 154
11. Gator’s Bitches 64-90-22 150
12. Sin Bin Sadists 67-95-14 148
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There was a change at the top as Team Vigilante pounded Chubby  Beavers 8-2 while the Ice Road Puckers were falling to Portable Ninja,  8-3. The Vigilante trio of Cam Ward, Marc-Andre Fleury, and Jonathan  Quick combined for 8 victories and swept the goaltending categories.  Martin St. Louis had 5 goals and 3 assists for the Ninja, who slipped  past the Beavers into the 6th and final playoff spot.
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The drb_redwings blasted the Sin Bin Sadists 9-2 behind Henrik  Lundqvist’s 3 wins and 2 shutouts. Phil Kessel contributed 2 goals, 2  assists, +3, 2 PIM, 1 PPP, and 19 shots. Corey Crawford dragged down the Wings’ goaltending numbers with ratios of 4.48 and .869.
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In other games, SuicidalEnforcers and Gator’s Bitches tied 5-5, Top  Shelf downed the Greyston Schmohawks 7-2, and Jagr Bombs beat Wampa 6-4.
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Bobby Hull Division W-L-T Pts
1. The Vincibles 94-64-18 206
2. TheMustaches 91-65-20 202
3. Cunney linguist 92-70-14 198
4. GoPuckYour…… 88-66-22 198
5. Rochester Americans 88-71-17 193
6. Shishka 86-73-17 189
7. blunt blazing freak 79-81-16 174
8. i miss baseball 77-82-17 171
9. Detroit Rust Rats 76-83-17 169
10. Rasktastic! 69-95-12 150
11. Celtic Frost 61-94-21 143
12. Smarch Snow 54-111-11 119
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The standings tightened up considerably as the top 2 teams lost big.  League-leaders The Vincibles were bombed by doormats Smarch Snow, 9-2,  dropping their lead to 4 points. TheMustaches, paced by Ilya Kovalchuk  (3 goals and 7 assists), overtook 2nd-place Cunney linguist after  crushing them 8-3.
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GoPuckYour…… continued to move up, jumping into a 3rd-place tie from  6th with a 10-1 shellacking of Shiska. Logan Couture led GPY with a line of  2 G/5 A/ +2/3 PPP/15 shots. Cam Ward added 3 wins and a shutout  with a goals against average of 1.21 and .960 save percentage.  Shiska’s Jason Spezza was held pointless, and finished at -2 for the  week.
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10th-place Rasktastik! tried shaking things up, trading their  top-ranked skater, John Tavares, to Cunney linguist for David Krejci and Marc-Andre Bergeron. The team responded with a 5-3 win over the  Rochester Americans. Celtic Frost throttled Detroit Rust Rats 9-2, while blunt blazing freak did the same to the i miss baseball. bbf had the top goaltending for the week, led by Lundqvist and Antti Niemi.
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