Articles – Fantasy Hockey
2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
St. Louis Wins World Series, Net’s Hat Trick
Martin St. Louis is making a mad dash for the finish line in a futile attempt to salvage the season. “How dare you say that about…
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- February 27, 2012
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JC Superstar Born Again in the City of Angels
So why does it feel like I just used Jeff Carter as the headline in one of my posts? Oh, because I did. In fact…
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- February 24, 2012
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Karl’s Son is Better Than Yours
Last names mostly originated back in the old country when men were men and women were baby makers, which is why so many names end…
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- February 23, 2012
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JC Superstar Rises From the Ashes
Jeff Carter decided to remind the Colombus Blue Jackets why they traded for him and his $52 Million Conctract. He also reminded them that despite that…
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- February 22, 2012
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RCL Madness – Week 18
Feeding Frenzy (RCL 1) scored a perfect 22 points in week 18. Leaguemates the barbershop picked up 20, as did Jagr Bombs (RazzPuckBunnies) and TheMustaches…
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- February 20, 2012
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LA Kings Outed as Queens with Beards
120:00:5 Minutes and Counting since the LA Kings scored their last home Goal. What’s the :5 you ask? Well that 1/2 a second is how…
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- February 19, 2012
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Kopitard Forced to Take the Short Bus
The Los Angeles Kings once again displayed their complete and utter disaster of an offense last night and it’s time to start calling out someone…
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- February 17, 2012
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King Henrik VII
King Henry the 8th gets all the accolades, but without his Dad (Henry 7), Henry 8 would’ve never been King. Henry 7 reigned for almost a quarter century and…
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- February 15, 2012
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RCL Madness – Week 17
A lot of one-sided games with 2 teams scoring a perfect 22 points (True North Puck Co., Celtic Frost) and 5 others totaling 20.. Here…
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- February 13, 2012
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Luke, Katy and Mason Have Nothing on Corey Perry
We all know the story about Perry’s unbelievable push to steal the Hart Trophy last year, but just in case you forgot the ridiculousness of…
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- February 13, 2012
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Scotty Not Too Hotty
In case you didn’t know, Scott Gomez is still playing professional hockey. Shocking as that may be, the real shocker is that he’s still just…
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- February 9, 2012
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Dude I Landed 3 Ollie’s Today… Sweet Bro!
Olli Jokinen – What can I say? He’s been one of the better values of the entire season. He was either drafted late or dropped and picked…
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- February 8, 2012
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Sam I am, Sam I am Late Talking About You
The first 3 guys I wrote about all the way back on Saturday, just before whatever nasty microbial invaded me…..uhhh…. invaded me. On the bright…
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- February 7, 2012
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RCL League Madness – Week 16
As I sit here I am also clinging to my box of tissues and a blanket. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m behind a couple…
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- February 6, 2012
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If You Won’t Bang Her, then Reimer
A wise man (AKA frequent Commenter Jethro) once asked: “Who do you see as the Leaf goalie going forward, Reimer or Goose???…..I have Reimer, be…
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- February 1, 2012
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A.C.! My Man, My Star
So are we gonna beat Valley next week? They’re gonna eat mat sir! Oh yeah it’s all about the Bayside Tigers and the un-pinnable A.C. Slater. …
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- January 31, 2012
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The Down Low on the Buy Low
Rather than comment on the All Star game and the absurdity of 21 Goals in 60 minutes (9 in the 3rd Period alone), I wanna…
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- January 30, 2012
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Weapon X is last one picked, but he’s still 1st in my heart
For those of you watched the All Star “fantasy” draft I commend you. Nothing like 40 incredibly awkward handshake-hugs between a bunch of guys who try and…
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- January 27, 2012
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Ignore the Establishment, Vote Ross Perreault
I decided to go with the Hat Trick and talk about Mathieu Perreault. I gotta be honest I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of something good…
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- January 25, 2012
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Alex Ovechkin Channels His Inner Soyuz Rocket
Alex Ovechkin was suspended 3 games for “launching” himself into Z Michalek (lets just call him Z to make things easier). 3 Games is kind…
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- January 24, 2012
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RCL Madness! Week 15
RCL 1 had the top 2 teams for the week. Jolly Razzers were number 1, with 21 of a possible 22 points, while True North…
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- January 23, 2012
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Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting Letang, walla walla bing bang
Kris Letang had what I would call a triumphant return from concussion. After missing 21 games, Letang played over 24 minutes with an Assist and…
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- January 20, 2012
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Hands Off My Peter
Peter Mueller finally did something since returning that’s worth talking about, and I’m not just talking about the 2 Goals. He overcame a Concussion! No…
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- January 18, 2012
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Going Green is Just a Fad
Much like the “green industry” in America, Mike Green burst onto the scene a few years ago with promises of greatness. He was the future…
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- January 18, 2012
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RCL Madness! Week 14
Several teams made big jumps in the standings this week, with the Toronto Make Beliefs (RCL 1) leading the way, scoring a perfect 22 points.…
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- January 16, 2012
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Geno’s Best is Better Than Yours
For the most part, things have been quiet for the Penguins. Letang & Crosby are still out and the team is just 4-6 in their…
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- January 15, 2012
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Cammalleri’s Season Goes up in Flames
If you haven’t heard, the Canadians and Flames paired up for a trade. It was essentially Michael Cammalleri for Rene Bourque (there were draft picks &…
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- January 13, 2012
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Vokoun YOU!!
Of course after I pimp Neuvirth the dirty Cap’s start Tomas Vokoun and he pitches a Shutout. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! I’ve decided predicting Goalie performance/playing time is a futile…
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- January 11, 2012
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Halak is Back to Attack Montreal Cack
Jaroslav Halak‘s triumphant return to Montreal was everything he could have hoped for. He got into town early so he could visit his favorite Montreal Establishment (to get all…
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- January 11, 2012
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Hey watch it, that stick is Sharp…
Patrick Sharp got hurt against Detroit because he was either A) slashed by Jiri Hudler or B) fell hard on the ice during a penalty…
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- January 9, 2012
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RCL Madness! Week 13
Jethro (The CHeap Seats) led all teams this week, scoring 20 points. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average…
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- January 9, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Rib Eye is Better Than Top Sirloin
Mike Ribiero went rib eye yesterday and sniped 2 Goals to give him a whopping 8 this year. What sucks is that I was particularly…
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- January 6, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Hiller is not the Thriller in Maniller…
Jonas Hiller is having one of the worst seasons in the history of Ducks Goaltending… And I should know, I lived through the Mikail Shtalenkov/Ron Tugnutt/Guy…
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- January 4, 2012
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Tampa Bay Forgets to Take Goalie to Toronto
Well that’s what I assume happened after the Lightning gave up 7 Goals to the Leafs. It really amazes me that a team that went to…
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- January 4, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
AK-47’s Brother Shoots Hat Trick
Sergei Kostitsyn is the lesser known brother of the hardly known Andrei.. Uhhh yeah, lesser known, or something… Sergei merits strong consideration to the Waiver Wire All Star…
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- January 3, 2012
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RCL League Madness!
i miss baseball was the team of the week, recording a near-perfect 21 points. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with…
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- January 3, 2012
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Kari Leht-em-in
Kari Lehtonen did just that yesterday in his first game in over a month. I’ll give him credit though, 3 Goals won’t hurt your team too…
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- December 30, 2011
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Semin Is Good For You
In Alexander Semin‘s first 27 games of the season, he had 5 Goals. Now all of a sudden, he’s got 4 Goals in his last…
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- December 29, 2011
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Kane is Able
Evander Kane is showing everyone that he is a M-A-N at the ripe age of 20. 2 Goals last night put him just 2 short…
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- December 28, 2011
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RCL Leagues – Week 11
Before I get to the post I have to give a shout out to Vin Reich (or VinRazz) for these posts. Go check out his site…
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- December 27, 2011
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