Articles – Fantasy Hockey
2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Hartnell’s Heroes
Scott Hartnell had a magical season for the 2011-2012 Philadelphia Flyers. I won’t wax poetic (by the way, WTF is the meaning of “waxing poetic”? …
- DC
- April 16, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
1 in 4 Say They Don’t Get Enough Sleep…
Back in September I decided to throw out some deep sleepers and write glowingly about their potential to surprise us all. Turns out only 2 of the 8…
- DC
- April 13, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Danny Moves His Fanny in April
The gloating about my best preseason picks will happen sometime in the next couple days, but tonight I feel like talking about hockey, non fantasy…
- DC
- April 11, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
The Not So Good, the Bad, and the Ugly…
Today we look at some of my worst prognostications from 7 months ago. The list is long and pretty damning, but then again I’m not a professional prognosticator –…
- DC
- April 10, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
And We’re Gettin Off, to the Playoffs…
The regular season is over, which means the fantasy hockey season is over too. Sure there are a few degenerates who will be playing in…
- DC
- April 8, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
The Atkinson Diet is so 2002….
Believe me I’m fully aware of the playoff races going on right now, but my team is out so I’m not exactly wrapped up in…
- DC
- April 5, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
The Price is Wrong B*TCH!
I always used to watch the Price is Right whenever I would stay home sick from school. Something about a bunch of random idiots winning…
- DC
- April 4, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Ziggy-Zaki Ziggy-Zaki ROY ROY ROY!
I was all prepared to write the eulogy for the 2011-2012 Buffalo Sabres. The last score I saw before writing this was 3-0 Leafs in the…
- DC
- April 3, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL FINALS!
RCL 1 The Jolly Razzers blasted True North Puck Co. 7-2 to cruise to the championship. The regular season champions got shutouts from both Cory…
- DC
- April 2, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Are We Not Men? We Are Devan.
Top notch waiver wire pick-ups are hard to find this late in the season, but Devan Dubnyk could be that guy. He stopped 32 of 33…
- ChrisV
- April 2, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Bailey’s not Irish, and He Doesn’t Drink
But he certainly has been scoring alot lately. 2 Goals and 3 Assists against the mighty Pen’s and all of a sudden Josh Bailey is…
- DC
- March 30, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Ryder? I Nearly Killed Her!
If I were forced back in August to answer the question: How can the Dallas Stars win the Pacific Division? My first thought would be,…
- DC
- March 29, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
The Kid in the Hall Just Got Expelled
For the 2nd straight year (his first 2 in the NHL) Taylor Hall‘s season will be cut short with injury. I’d like to think that…
- DC
- March 28, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL Semifinals!
SEMIFINALS! RCL 1(1) Jolly Razzers vs (4) Puck The Folice The Jolly Razzers crushed Puck The Folice 8-3 to advance to the final, sweeping…
- DC
- March 27, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Does Roloson Have A Caramel Center?
When Dwayne Roloson was born, Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker were still playing together in a band (Blind Faith, not Cream). The Mets were four…
- ChrisV
- March 27, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Radulov Radical’s Set to Invade Nashville
If you haven’t heard the news, then just keep reading! ZING! If you haven’t heard, the Wayne Gretzky of the KHL is set to make…
- DC
- March 22, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL Leagues – Quarterfinals!!
RCL 1 (4) Puck The Folice vs (5) Feeding Frenzy Puck The Folice bounced the Frenzy 8-3 as once again the 4-game goaltender minimum came…
- DC
- March 19, 2012
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The March (Back) of the Penguins
If you’ve never seen the movie ‘March of the Penguins’ then you probably have no idea just how hardcore real Penguins are. Let me just…
- DC
- March 15, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
TEnnis Rules
I don’t ever really watch tennis but I do think that their players, just like NHL players, are unbelievably underrated in the world of sports. The…
- DC
- March 15, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL Madness – PLAYOFFS!
For those of you who made it Congratulations! For those of you who didn’t: FOR SHAME!!! Team Vigilante and The Price is Right were the…
- DC
- March 12, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Semin is Good For You
Well, at least that’s what I tell my wife…. It’s been 6 years of pounding that message home and she still doesn’t believe me…. The rest of you…
- DC
- March 12, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Too Much Duchene Can Lead to Yeast Infections
I’ve been pondering who will make my list of biggest busts for the 2011-2012 fantasy hockey season and Matt Duchene is one guy who immediately…
- DC
- March 8, 2012
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Razzball Commentor’s League Update – Week 20
Parenteau Guidance and the Detroit Rust Rats were the top teams this week with near-perfect 21-point totals. Here are the leaders in each category for…
- DC
- March 5, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Krejci Tiger, Hidden Dragon
All the way back in 2011 (December 4 to be exact), I said this about David Krejci: “In a 12 team league he’s a legit…
- DC
- March 2, 2012
- 2
2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Tang is Orange, Letang is a Shade of Gray
I find myself not wanting to talk about players who have returned from a Concussion after a lengthy absence. I am what you would call a…
- DC
- February 29, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Dustin Brown Tells Kings F*** YOU TRADE ME!
Literally the day after the first Dustin Brown trade rumor surfaced he notched a Hat Trick (including a Short handed Goal). Two days later he scored the…
- DC
- February 28, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL (And Cable TV) Madness – Week 19
Before we get to the RCL madness, let’s talk about madness on cable TV. Has anyone seen this farce of a show called Hardcore Pawn…
- DC
- February 27, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
St. Louis Wins World Series, Net’s Hat Trick
Martin St. Louis is making a mad dash for the finish line in a futile attempt to salvage the season. “How dare you say that about…
- DC
- February 27, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
JC Superstar Born Again in the City of Angels
So why does it feel like I just used Jeff Carter as the headline in one of my posts? Oh, because I did. In fact…
- DC
- February 24, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Karl’s Son is Better Than Yours
Last names mostly originated back in the old country when men were men and women were baby makers, which is why so many names end…
- DC
- February 23, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
JC Superstar Rises From the Ashes
Jeff Carter decided to remind the Colombus Blue Jackets why they traded for him and his $52 Million Conctract. He also reminded them that despite that…
- DC
- February 22, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
RCL Madness – Week 18
Feeding Frenzy (RCL 1) scored a perfect 22 points in week 18. Leaguemates the barbershop picked up 20, as did Jagr Bombs (RazzPuckBunnies) and TheMustaches…
- DC
- February 20, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
LA Kings Outed as Queens with Beards
120:00:5 Minutes and Counting since the LA Kings scored their last home Goal. What’s the :5 you ask? Well that 1/2 a second is how…
- DC
- February 19, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Kopitard Forced to Take the Short Bus
The Los Angeles Kings once again displayed their complete and utter disaster of an offense last night and it’s time to start calling out someone…
- DC
- February 17, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
King Henrik VII
King Henry the 8th gets all the accolades, but without his Dad (Henry 7), Henry 8 would’ve never been King. Henry 7 reigned for almost a quarter century and…
- DC
- February 15, 2012
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RCL Madness – Week 17
A lot of one-sided games with 2 teams scoring a perfect 22 points (True North Puck Co., Celtic Frost) and 5 others totaling 20.. Here…
- DC
- February 13, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Luke, Katy and Mason Have Nothing on Corey Perry
We all know the story about Perry’s unbelievable push to steal the Hart Trophy last year, but just in case you forgot the ridiculousness of…
- DC
- February 13, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Scotty Not Too Hotty
In case you didn’t know, Scott Gomez is still playing professional hockey. Shocking as that may be, the real shocker is that he’s still just…
- DC
- February 9, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Dude I Landed 3 Ollie’s Today… Sweet Bro!
Olli Jokinen – What can I say? He’s been one of the better values of the entire season. He was either drafted late or dropped and picked…
- DC
- February 8, 2012
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2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey
Sam I am, Sam I am Late Talking About You
The first 3 guys I wrote about all the way back on Saturday, just before whatever nasty microbial invaded me…..uhhh…. invaded me. On the bright…
- DC
- February 7, 2012
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