Right off the bat it doesn’t look like David Backes had a bad season: 24G/30A/17PPP/+15/101PIM/234SOG…. Well actually, on second glance, that is a pretty good season… “Why do you hate David Backes?” Please, blog, may I have some more?
Scott Hartnell had a magical season for the 2011-2012 Philadelphia Flyers. I won’t wax poetic (by the way, WTF is the meaning of “waxing poetic”? And don’t Google it either. HA! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Back in September I decided to throw out some deep sleepers and write glowingly about their potential to surprise us all. Turns out only 2 of the 8 decided to wake up this season. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Danny Moves His Fanny in April
April 11, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 2 Commentsby: DC
The gloating about my best preseason picks will happen sometime in the next couple days, but tonight I feel like talking about hockey, non fantasy division. It’s going to be a great playoffs and Danny Briere and the Philadelphia Phlyers got it started in grand fashion. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Not So Good, the Bad, and the Ugly…
April 10, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey Busts | 3 Commentsby: DC
Today we look at some of my worst prognostications from 7 months ago. The list is long and pretty damning, but then again I’m not a professional prognosticator – I just play one on this blog! Please, blog, may I have some more?
And We’re Gettin Off, to the Playoffs…
April 8, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 7 Commentsby: DC
The regular season is over, which means the fantasy hockey season is over too. Sure there are a few degenerates who will be playing in a playoff fantasy but odds are if you’re NHL team is out of it, this is the last you’ll be hearing/thinking/caring about hockey for at least 3 months. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Atkinson Diet is so 2002….
April 5, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News |by: DC
Believe me I’m fully aware of the playoff races going on right now, but my team is out so I’m not exactly wrapped up in it. What I am wrapped up in is a certain 5’7″ Right Winger for the Colombus Blue Jackets. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Price is Wrong B*TCH!
April 4, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 1 Commentby: DC
I always used to watch the Price is Right whenever I would stay home sick from school. Something about a bunch of random idiots winning prizes just hits a chord with me. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ziggy-Zaki Ziggy-Zaki ROY ROY ROY!
April 3, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 2 Commentsby: DC
I was all prepared to write the eulogy for the 2011-2012 Buffalo Sabres. The last score I saw before writing this was 3-0 Leafs in the 2nd Period. I had the title all lined up and everything: ‘Buffalo Scat’. Please, blog, may I have some more?
RCL 1
The Jolly Razzers blasted True North Puck Co. 7-2 to cruise to the championship. The regular season champions got shutouts from both Cory Schneider and Cam Ward to finish 3-1-1 in the goaltending categories. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Bailey’s not Irish, and He Doesn’t Drink
March 30, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News |by: DC
But he certainly has been scoring alot lately. 2 Goals and 3 Assists against the mighty Pen’s and all of a sudden Josh Bailey is playing like the guy New York thought they were getting when they drafted him 9th overall in 2008. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ryder? I Nearly Killed Her!
March 29, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News |by: DC
If I were forced back in August to answer the question: How can the Dallas Stars win the Pacific Division? My first thought would be, how did this thought enter my head? Please, blog, may I have some more?
