Razzball Commentor’s League Update – Week 20

by: DC

Parenteau Guidance and the Detroit Rust Rats were the top teams this week with near-perfect 21-point totals. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets: 15 goals(8) Team Vigilante 26 assists(14) Rochester Americans +16 (+3) Toronto Make Beliefs 50 PIM(19) True North Puck Co 13 PPP(6) Rocky Mountain Thigh 129 Shots(84) Jolly Razzers 6 wins (3) Wampa 1.00 GAA(2.27) Hank for Vezina 272 Saves(141) Wampa .974 Save%(.917) Hank for Vezina 3 Shutouts(1) Celtic Frost, Top Shelf RCL 1 W-L-T Pts 1. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Krejci Tiger, Hidden Dragon

by: DC

All the way back in 2011 (December 4 to be exact), I said this about David Krejci: “In a 12 team league he’s a legit #3 Center.” And even prior to that (November 30 to be exact) I said this: “Krejci is a key cog in Boston and an ideal #3 Center on your fantasy team.” Please, blog, may I have some more?

Tang is Orange, Letang is a Shade of Gray

February 29, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 5 Comments

by: DC

I find myself not wanting to talk about players who have returned from a Concussion after a lengthy absence. I am what you would call a jinx-ist (or something). I just know the second I mentioned Kris Letang he’d take a header into the boards and be done. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Dustin Brown Tells Kings F*** YOU TRADE ME!

February 28, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 1 Comment

by: DC

Literally the day after the first Dustin Brown trade rumor surfaced he notched a Hat Trick (including a Short handed Goal). Two days later he scored the lone Goal in a loss to Nashville and last night 2 Assists in a Kings victory. Please, blog, may I have some more?

RCL (And Cable TV) Madness – Week 19

February 27, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 RCL League |

by: DC

Before we get to the RCL madness, let’s talk about madness on cable TV. Has anyone seen this farce of a show called Hardcore Pawn on ‘Tru’ TV? I refuse to believe that even 10% of that show is “true”. Please, blog, may I have some more?

St. Louis Wins World Series, Net’s Hat Trick

February 27, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 5 Comments

by: DC

Martin St. Louis is making a mad dash for the finish line in a futile attempt to salvage the season. “How dare you say that about the great Quebec native!” No, how dare you VTB. Please, blog, may I have some more?

JC Superstar Born Again in the City of Angels

February 24, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 3 Comments

by: DC

So why does it feel like I just used Jeff Carter as the headline in one of my posts? Oh, because I did. In fact here is a snippet of what I said just 2 days ago: “Despite that enormous contract, other teams will trade for him too (I am of the opinion that Carter, not Nash will be the one headed out of Colombus). Please, blog, may I have some more?

Karl’s Son is Better Than Yours

February 23, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 2 Comments

by: DC

Last names mostly originated back in the old country when men were men and women were baby makers, which is why so many names end in ‘son’. Karlsson is no different…………. Please, blog, may I have some more?

JC Superstar Rises From the Ashes

February 22, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 6 Comments

by: DC

Jeff Carter decided to remind the Colombus Blue Jackets why they traded for him and his $52 Million Conctract. He also reminded them that despite that enormous contract, other teams will trade for him too (I am of the opinion that Carter, not Nash will be the one headed out of Colombus). Please, blog, may I have some more?

RCL Madness – Week 18

February 20, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 RCL League | 1 Comment

by: DC

Feeding Frenzy (RCL 1) scored a perfect 22 points in week 18. Leaguemates the barbershop picked up 20, as did Jagr Bombs (RazzPuckBunnies) and TheMustaches (Bobby Hull Division).Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:. Please, blog, may I have some more?

LA Kings Outed as Queens with Beards

February 19, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 2 Comments

by: DC

120:00:5 Minutes and Counting since the LA Kings scored their last home Goal. What’s the :5 you ask? Well that 1/2 a second is how much time was left when Doughty notched the game winner (allegedly) way back on February 1 against Colombus. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Kopitard Forced to Take the Short Bus

February 17, 2012 | 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey, 2011-2012 Fantasy Hockey News | 5 Comments

by: DC

The Los Angeles Kings once again displayed their complete and utter disaster of an offense last night and it’s time to start calling out someone other than Mike Richards. Enter Anze Kopitar. Please, blog, may I have some more?