Parenteau Guidance and the Detroit Rust Rats were the top teams this week with near-perfect 21-point totals.
Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:
|15 goals(8)||Team Vigilante|
|26 assists(14)||Rochester Americans|
|+16 (+3)||Toronto Make Beliefs|
|50 PIM(19)||True North Puck Co|
|13 PPP(6)||Rocky Mountain Thigh|
|129 Shots(84)||Jolly Razzers|
|6 wins (3)||Wampa|
|1.00 GAA(2.27)||Hank for Vezina|
|.974 Save%(.917)||Hank for Vezina|
|3 Shutouts(1)||Celtic Frost, Top Shelf|
|2.||True North Puck Co.||126-73-21||273|
|3.||Toronto Make Beliefs||125-82-13||263|
|4.||Puck The Folice||119-83-18||256|
|7.||Zak Dream Team||110-98-12||232|
|12.||Rocky Mountain Thigh||65-139-16||146|
Feeding Frenzy tightened their grip on the final playoff spot with 1 week to go in the regular season, blasting the barbershop 8-3. Zak Dream Team dropped 9 points back of the Frenzy, losing 7-4 to SnepstsMustacheRides. The Jolly Razzers, sparked by Ryan Miller’s 3 wins and 2 shutouts, moved into a tie for first with True North Puck Co. with an 8-3 win over Motorboaters. True North downed last-place Rocky Mountain Thigh 7-3. Puck The Folice pounded Pominville NY 8-2 as Red Wings Valtteri Filppula and Henrik Zetterberg combined for 10 points and a +7 rating. Patrick Marleau was held pointless for Pominville. Razzmatazz edged the Toronto Make Beliefs 6-4 in the final game.
|The CHeap Seats||W-L-T||Pts|
|5.||The Price is Right||100-93-27||227|
|12.||Hank for Vezina||64-131-25||153|
Parenteau Guidance crushed the BroadStreetBullies 10-0 to move into 2nd place and a possible bye in round 1 of the playoffs. Marion Gaborik had 3 goals, 2 assists, and 12 shots to pace PG, while Dion Phaneuf contributed 5 assists. Pekka Rinne added 2 wins with a 1.00 goals against average and .972 save percentage. Alex Ovechkin was held to 1 goal for the Bullies, while Jonathan Toews continued to sit out with a concussion.
Optimus Reim moved past BlueLineDefenders into the 6th and final playoff spot, dropping whobustedass 8-1. Meanwhile, the Defenders fell to lowly Hank for Vezina, 7-2. In other action, Jethro defeated Laraque Bottom 7-4, KyHabs downed Grabner 5-hole 6-3, and The Price is Right knocked off league-leaders Decepticon Dominance, 6-4.
|2.||Ice Road Puckers||120-90-10||250|
|12.||Sin Bin Sadists||83-122-15||181|
The Greyston Schmohawks knocked drb_redwings out of the final playoff spot with an 8-1 trouncing. The Schmohawks were led by Milan Lucic (1 goal/ 3 assists/+3/9 PIM/9 shots) and Semyon Varlamov (2 wins/1 shutout/1.01/.965). Joe Thornton and Evander Kane each contributed just 1 assist and were -1 for the Wings. Portable Ninja took advantage of the opportunity, moving into a tie for 5th with a 7-4 win over Wampa as Kevin Shattenkirk scored 2 goals and added 4 assists with 3 power play points and 16 shots. Team Vigilante clinched first place, downing Top Shelf 7-3. The other 3 games ended 6-5, with SuicidalEnforcers edging Chubby Beavers, Ice Road Puckers beating Sin Bin Sadists, and Jagr Bombs over Gator’s Bitches.
|Bobby Hull Division||W-L-T||Pts|
|7.||Detroit Rust Rats||98-103-19||215|
|9.||i miss baseball||90-108-22||202|
|10.||blunt blazing freak||90-112-18||198|
GoPuckYour……moved into a tie for first with TheMustaches, whipping Rasktastic! 9-2 behind Eric Staal’s nice line of 1 goal, 6 assists, +2, 4 penalty minutes, and 3 power play points. TheMustaches dropped a 7-3 decision to the Rochester Americans. Niklas Kronwall notched 2 goals and 5 assists for the Americans. Kneely moved into 4th with an 8-3 win over blunt blazing freak while The Vincibles were falling to Shiska, 6-4. Celtic Frost blasted Smarch Snow 9-2 and the Detroit Rust Rats kept their slim playoff hopes alive, demolishing i miss baseball, 10-0. Mikhail Grabovski had 2 goals and 3 assists along with 12 shots for the Rats.