So there's just one game on tonight? And it's Dallas? As in Dallas, Texas? The leading oil-drilling state?  Versus Edmonton? Also known as the “Oil Capital of Canada”?  On Tuesday night, right before the holiday where everyone drops their freshly plucked birds in a giant vat of boiling… WAIT, WHAT?! Ok, so I guess it’s officially “Deep Fried Tuesday” on the NHL schedule. I would have said, “Welcome to the War of Oil Wranglin!”, but I was worried about copyright infringement.