I’ve been neglecting my RCL duties so it’s time for an update..  Smarch Snow deserves credit for having the worst record in all the leagues, an incredibly horawful 9-35.  That’s almost as bad as I’m doing in my most important league…  Congrats!  But remember, there are still around 20 weeks to go so don’t give up yet…  In fantasy news, Johan Franzen delivered a hat trick proving that mules are in fact excellent hockey players.  Thomas Vanek continued to prove he is the fantasy MVP and I really like the Hitchcock hire by the Blues.  Players like Oshie, Stewart, Berglund and Shattenkirk strike me as guys who constantly need a fire lit under their a$$, and Alred Hitchcock can do just that…  Now onto RCL, which by all accounts are hummin’ along like any other fantasy hockey league – only the top half of the standings are still paying attention:

League: Cheap Seats    Commissioner: Howard

Beat down of the week was Deception Dominance over Hank for Vezina 10-1. Definitely a mismatch!  DD was led by Evander Kane with 3 goals and Bobby Luongo with 2 wins… I see this league shaping up to be a crazy battle for the last 2 playoff spots..  5th Place – 10th Place are seperated by just 3 Points.

1. Deception Dominance 28-14-2 .659 58

2. The Price is Right 25-14-5 .625 55

3. Parenteau Guidance 24-17-3 .580 51

4. Optimus Reim 23-17-4 .568 50

5. Ky Habs 20-20-4 .500 44

6. BroadStreetBullies 19-19-6 .500 44

7. Grabner 5-hole 20-21-3 .489 43

8. Laraque Bottom 19-20-5 .489 43

9. Jethro 20-22-2 .477 42

10. BlueLineDefenders 19-22-3 .466 41

11. whobustedass 12-25-7 .352 31

12. Hank for Vezina 11-29-4 .295 26

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RCL League 1;  Commissioner: Matt

Big winner for the week was Motorboaters as he rode a balanced attack to score a (9–1-1) victory over the barbershop. Three goals a piece from Seguin and Evander Kane and 5 big assists from Mr. St. Louis. Bit of a letdown in the matchup between top ranked Zak Dream Team and Puck the Folice, as they played to a tie (5-5-1). Jolly Razzers’ (6-4-1) victory creates a logjam at the top of the standings with three teams separated by just two points.

1. Zak Dream Team (28-12-4, 60)

2. Jolly Razzers (28-13-3, 59)

3. Puck the Folice (27-13-14, 58)

4. Toronto Make Beliefs (24-19-1, 49)

5. Motorboaters (22-18-4, 48)
6. Razzmatazz (21-20-3, 45)
7. Rocky Mountain Thigh (20-19-5, 45)
8. Feeding Frenzy (21-22-1, 43)
9. Pominville NY (28-25-1, 37)
10. True North Puck Co. (14-26-4, 32)
11. SnepstsMustacheRides (14-29-1, 29)
12. the barbershop (9-30-5, 23)

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League: RCL Bobby Hull Division    Commissioner: Vin Reich

NosefaceKillah destroyed Smarch Snow 10-1 and propelled himself into a tie for 1st place with imissbaseball.  Killah was led by one of the Regular Season Twins Henrik Sedin (1G/4A/8 PIM/4 PPP/8 SOG), the Benn-master (2G/3A/+4) and Matty “Ice” Duchene (3G/2A/10SOG).  And in the blind squirrel will eventually find a nut category, Jimmy Howard had a good week (1 Win/1.66/65 Saves/.929).  Smarch Snow’s abysmal effort included getting literally nothing from Chris Stewart, Mark Streit, and (of course) Sidney Crosby. Here are the current standings:

Rank    Team            W-L-T    Pct    Pts

1.    NosefaceKillah    32-9-3    .761    67
2.    i miss baseball    32-9-3    .761    67
3.    The Vincibles    30-10-4    .727    64
4.    Shishka              23-16-5    .580    51
5.    TheMustaches    20-17-7    .534    47
6.    GoPuckYour……    20-19-5    .511    45
7.    blunt blazing freak    18-23-3    .443    39
8.    Rasktastic!           17-25-2    .409    36
9.    Rochester Americans    16-25-3    .398    35
10.    Detroit Rust Rats    16-26-2    .386    34
11.    Celtic Frost          10-29-5    .284    25
12.    Smarch Snow    9-35-0    .205    18

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League: Razzpuck Bunnies    Commissioner: Jack
So this league is a week behind, sue me.  Stuff went down, emotions ran high and I didn’t get the update in time.  But who cares lets look at what happened last (last) week…. The biggest beatdown of last (last) week was once again handed out by Ice Road Puckers he beat Chubby Beavers by a score of 8-3.  Puckers team dominated all goaltending categories with the trio of Pekka Rinne, Dwayne Roloson, and Brian Elliott.  LW Thomas Vanek and D man Sheldon Souray also lit it up.  Chubby had some big name duds in Daniel Sedin, Dany Heatley, Marian Hossa, and Tyler Seguin. (I wouldn’t bet on that continuing).
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Waiver Moves
1. Portable Ninja 23-6-4 .758 50 7-4-0 4 4
2. Ice Road Puckers 22-11-0 .667 44 8-3-0 1 7
3. Team Vigilante 20-12-1 .621 41 5-6-0 7 2
4. drb_redwings 16-13-4 .545 36 4-5-2 5 5
5. Sin Bin Sadists 15-16-2 .485 32 7-4-0 6 4
6. SuicidalEnforcers 14-16-3 .470 31 5-4-2 3
7. Wampa 14-16-3 .470 31 5-5-1 2 3
8. Top Shelf 14-16-3 .470 31 4-7-0 12 4
9. Chubby Beavers 13-18-2 .424 28 3-8-0 10 11
10. Greyston Schmohawks 13-20-0 .394 26 4-7-0 8 2
11. Jagr Bombs 11-20-2 .364 24 6-5-0 11 6
12. Gator’s Bitches 8-19-6 .333 22

 

  1. BroadStreetBullies says:
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    Hey what’s up with no mention of my team!?!?

    And yeah for those that are wondering, DC is LAST in our REAL HOCKEY league with 24 points!

  2. Neely'sKnee says:
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    What happened to “Looks like Imissbaseball could be running away with this league already!”? Might have been a little premature for that one. Never count out The Nose.

    -Neely’sKnee aka NosefaceKillah

  3. ChubbyBeavers says:
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    I got whalloped that week but last week the tables were turned! Some great numbers put up by Seguin, Mike Smith, Lupul, Hossa, and Sedin.

    What’s funny -or sad depending on how you look at it- my late round picks and waiver wire additions are outperforming some of the guys I grabbed in the first 6 rounds (Getzlaf, Clowe, M.Richards, Heatley).

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