For those of you who made it Congratulations! For those of you who didn’t: FOR SHAME!!!
Team Vigilante and The Price is Right were the top teams with perfect 22-point weeks. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:
| 16 goals(10) | Jolly Razzers |
| 26 assists(15) | Motorboaters, True North Puck Co |
| +18 (+2) | Ice Road Puckers |
| 39 PIM(19) | True North Puck Co |
| 14 PPP(6) | Top Shelf |
| 131 Shots(94) | GoPuckYour…… |
| 7 wins (3) | Toronto Make Beliefs |
| 1.25 GAA(2.53) | Sin Bin Sadists |
| 270 Saves(150) | The Price is Right |
| .957 Save%(.914) | GoPuckYour……, Rocky Mountain Thigh, SuicidalEnforcers |
| 2 Shutouts(0) | GoPuckYour……, Motorboaters, The Price is Right, Portable Ninja |
| RCL 1 | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| *1. | Jolly Razzers | 134-76-21 | 289 |
| *2. | True North Puck Co. | 131-78-22 | 284 |
| *3. | Toronto Make Beliefs | 130-87-14 | 274 |
| *4. | Puck The Folice | 123-87-21 | 267 |
| *5. | Feeding Frenzy | 117-96-18 | 252 |
| *6. | Zak Dream Team | 118-100-13 | 249 |
| 7. | Razzmatazz | 118-100-13 | 249 |
| 8. | the barbershop | 100-115-16 | 216 |
| 9. | Motorboaters | 88-126-17 | 193 |
| 10. | Pominville NY | 77-131-23 | 177 |
| 11. | SnepstsMustacheRides | 79-141-11 | 169 |
| 12. | Rocky Mountain Thigh | 68-146-17 | 153 |
Zak Dream Team started the final week 9 points out of the playoffs and 11 behind 5th-place Razzmatazz, but the Dream Team stole the final playoff spot, pounding Pominville NY 8-2 while Razzmatazz was losing 8-3 to top team Jolly Razzers. Pominville failed to meet the minimum goaltending requirements, turning a 5-5 tie into a Dream Team win. Motorboaters whipped SnepstsMustacheRides 10-1 in a matchup of non-playoff teams, behind first star of the week, Ilya Bryzgalov, who recorded 2 shutous in his 3 victories. Meanwhile, Roberto Luongo was not great for SMR, finishing with a 4.06 goals against average and .873 save percentage. In other action, the barbershop beat last-place Rocky Mountain Thigh 7-3, True North Puck Co. and Toronto Make Beliefs battled to a 5-5 draw, and, in a round 1 preview, Feeding Frenzy and Puck The Folice tied 4-4. PLAYOFF MATCHUPS: (3) Toronto Make Beliefs: Steven Stamkos, Marian Hossa, Martin Brodeur, Marc-Andre Fleury.(6) Zak Dream Team: Henrik Sedin, Phil Kesel, Tim Thomas.————————————————————————————————-(4) Puck The Folice: Daniel Sedin, Claude Giroux, Semyon Varlamov, Andy MacDonald (5) Feeding Frenzy: Henrik Lundqvist, Radim Vrbata, Matt Moulson.
| The CHeap Seats | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| *1. | Decepticon Dominance | 137-78-16 | 290 |
| *2. | Parenteau Guidance | 134-79-18 | 286 |
| *3. | KyHabs | 124-81-26 | 274 |
| *4. | Jethro | 126-87-18 | 270 |
| *5. | The Price is Right | 111-93-27 | 249 |
| *6. | BlueLineDefenders | 105-105-21 | 231 |
| 7. | Optimus Reim | 103-109-19 | 225 |
| 8. | Laraque Bottom | 101-109-21 | 223 |
| 9. | Grabner 5-hole | 87-116-28 | 202 |
| 10. | BroadStreetBullies | 80-125-26 | 186 |
| 11. | whobustedass | 74-132-25 | 173 |
| 12. | Hank for Vezina | 68-136-27 | 163 |
The Price is Right blasted Optimus Reim 11-0, knocking them out of the final playoff spot. That allowed BlueLineDefenders to sneak in with a 5-5 tie versus Grabner 5-hole. Ilya Bryzgalov led The Price is Right goaltenders to 6 wins and a 1.66 goals against average. Jeff Skinner had a nice line (2 goals/2 assists/+6/14 PIM/12 shots) to lead the offense. Daniel Sedin was held pointless and finished -2 for Optimus Reim. Parenteau Guidance crushed whobustedass 10-0 to clinch 2nd place while league-leader Decepticon Dominance continued to struggle, falling 8-2 to Jethro. In other games, BroadStreetBullies edged Hank for Vezina 5-4 and KyHabs and Laraque Bottom tied 5-5.PLAYOFF MATCHUPS: (3) KyHabs: Corey Perry, Kevin Shattenkirk, Carey Price.(6) BlueLineDefenders: Ilya Kovalchuk, Jordan Eberle, Mike Smith, Kari Lehtonen———————————————————————————————(4) Jethro: John Tavares, Scott Hartnell, Erik Karlsson, Henrik Lundqvist(5) The Price is Right: Steven Stamkos, Claude Giroux, Ilya Bryzgalov, Semyon Varlamov
| RazzPuckBunnies | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| *1. | Team Vigilante | 139-72-20 | 298 |
| *2. | Greyston Schmohawks | 120-91-20 | 260 |
| *3. | Ice Road Puckers | 122-95-14 | 258 |
| *4. | Jagr Bombs | 112-100-19 | 243 |
| *5. | Portable Ninja | 108-104-19 | 235 |
| *6. | Chubby Beavers | 104-104-23 | 231 |
| 7. | drb_redwings | 99-107-25 | 223 |
| 8. | Top Shelf | 98-112-21 | 217 |
| 9. | Gator’s Bitches | 91-110-30 | 212 |
| 10. | Wampa | 91-113-27 | 209 |
| 11. | Sin Bin Sadists | 90-126-15 | 195 |
| 12. | SuicidalEnforcers | 88-128-15 | 191 |
Team Vigilante demolished SuicidalEnforcers 11-0, taking top spot overall in the RCL in the process. The Enforcers were another team that did not meet the minimum goaltending requirements. Zach Parise had a goal and 5 assists for Team Vigilante. The Greyston Schmohawks edged Jagr Bombs 5-4 to move into 2nd place as the Ice Road Puckers were falling 5-2 to Gator’s Bitches. In other action, Sin Bin Sadists downed Chubby Beavers 7-4, Portable Ninja squeeked by Top Shelf 6-5, and Wampa downed drb_redwings 5-2.PLAYOFF MATCHUPS(3) Ice Road Puckers: John Tavares, Radim Vrbata, Andy MacDonald, Pekka Rinne(6) Chubby Beavers: Ray Whitney, Joffrey Lupul, Daniel Sedin, Tim Thomas, Mike Smith
—————————————————————————————-(4) Jagr Bombs: Jason Spezza, Scott Hartnell, Carey Price(5) Portable Ninja: Martin St. Louis, Zdeno Chara, Joey MacDonald, Ilya Bryzgalov
| Bobby Hull Division | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| *1. | GoPuckYour…… | 129-78-24 | 282 |
| *2. | TheMustaches | 126-82-23 | 275 |
| *3. | Rochester Americans | 120-93-18 | 258 |
| *4. | Shishka | 117-92-22 | 256 |
| *5. | The Vincibles | 115-94-22 | 252 |
| *6. | Kneely | 114-97-20 | 248 |
| 7. | i miss baseball | 99-109-23 | 221 |
| 8. | Detroit Rust Rats | 99-112-20 | 218 |
| 9. | blunt blazing freak | 98-114-19 | 215 |
| 10. | Celtic Frost | 96-112-23 | 215 |
| 11. | Rasktastic! | 77-138-16 | 170 |
| 12. | Smarch Snow | 74-143-14 | 162 |
GoPuckYour….. clobbered the Rochester Americans 9-2, completing their march to first place. Cam Ward and Ilya Bryzgalov swept the goaltending categories for GoPuck, beating Rochester’s 1.89 goals against average and .950 save percentage. Shiska moved into 4th with a 9-1 shellacking of the Detroit Rust Rats thanks to P.K. Subban (2 goals, 3 assists, +3) and Semyon Varlamov ( 2 wins, 1.96/.927). i miss baseball also finished off the season with a 9-1 win, slamming Rasktastic! In other action, The Vincibles beat Kneely 7-3, blunt blazing freak smashed Smarch Snow 8-2, and Celtic Frost tied TheMustaches 5-5.PLAYOFF MATCHUPS(3) Rochester Americans: Daniel Sedin, Kevin Bieska, Mike Smith(6) Kneely: Henrik Sedin, John Tavares, Marc-Andre Fleury, Jimmy Howard——————————————————————————–(4) Shiska: Jason Spezza, Phil Kessel, Claude Giroux, Mikka kiprusoff, Pekka Rinne, Semyon Varlamov(5) The Vincibles: Jonathan Toews, Scott Hartnell, Jarome Iginla, Kari Lehtonen
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!
