Parenteau Guidance and the Detroit Rust Rats were the top teams this week with near-perfect 21-point totals. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:
| 15 goals(8) | Team Vigilante |
| 26 assists(14) | Rochester Americans |
| +16 (+3) | Toronto Make Beliefs |
| 50 PIM(19) | True North Puck Co |
| 13 PPP(6) | Rocky Mountain Thigh |
| 129 Shots(84) | Jolly Razzers |
| 6 wins (3) | Wampa |
| 1.00 GAA(2.27) | Hank for Vezina |
| 272 Saves(141) | Wampa |
| .974 Save%(.917) | Hank for Vezina |
| 3 Shutouts(1) | Celtic Frost, Top Shelf |
| RCL 1 | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jolly Razzers | 126-73-21 | 273 |
| 2. | True North Puck Co. | 126-73-21 | 273 |
| 3. | Toronto Make Beliefs | 125-82-13 | 263 |
| 4. | Puck The Folice | 119-83-18 | 256 |
| 5. | Razzmatazz | 115-92-13 | 243 |
| 6. | Feeding Frenzy | 113-92-15 | 241 |
| 7. | Zak Dream Team | 110-98-12 | 232 |
| 8. | the barbershop | 93-112-15 | 201 |
| 9. | Motorboaters | 78-125-17 | 173 |
| 10. | Pominville NY | 75-123-22 | 172 |
| 11. | SnepstsMustacheRides | 78-131-11 | 167 |
| 12. | Rocky Mountain Thigh | 65-139-16 | 146 |
Feeding Frenzy tightened their grip on the final playoff spot with 1 week to go in the regular season, blasting the barbershop 8-3. Zak Dream Team dropped 9 points back of the Frenzy, losing 7-4 to SnepstsMustacheRides. The Jolly Razzers, sparked by Ryan Miller’s 3 wins and 2 shutouts, moved into a tie for first with True North Puck Co. with an 8-3 win over Motorboaters. True North downed last-place Rocky Mountain Thigh 7-3. Puck The Folice pounded Pominville NY 8-2 as Red Wings Valtteri Filppula and Henrik Zetterberg combined for 10 points and a +7 rating. Patrick Marleau was held pointless for Pominville. Razzmatazz edged the Toronto Make Beliefs 6-4 in the final game.
| The CHeap Seats | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Decepticon Dominance | 135-70-15 | 285 |
| 2. | Parenteau Guidance | 124-79-17 | 265 |
| 3. | KyHabs | 119-76-25 | 263 |
| 4. | Jethro | 118-85-17 | 253 |
| 5. | The Price is Right | 100-93-27 | 227 |
| 6. | Optimus Reim | 103-98-19 | 225 |
| 7. | BlueLineDefenders | 100-100-20 | 220 |
| 8. | Laraque Bottom | 96-104-20 | 212 |
| 9. | Grabner 5-hole | 82-111-27 | 191 |
| 10. | BroadStreetBullies | 75-121-24 | 174 |
| 11. | whobustedass | 74-122-24 | 172 |
| 12. | Hank for Vezina | 64-131-25 | 153 |
Parenteau Guidance crushed the BroadStreetBullies 10-0 to move into 2nd place and a possible bye in round 1 of the playoffs. Marion Gaborik had 3 goals, 2 assists, and 12 shots to pace PG, while Dion Phaneuf contributed 5 assists. Pekka Rinne added 2 wins with a 1.00 goals against average and .972 save percentage. Alex Ovechkin was held to 1 goal for the Bullies, while Jonathan Toews continued to sit out with a concussion. Optimus Reim moved past BlueLineDefenders into the 6th and final playoff spot, dropping whobustedass 8-1. Meanwhile, the Defenders fell to lowly Hank for Vezina, 7-2. In other action, Jethro defeated Laraque Bottom 7-4, KyHabs downed Grabner 5-hole 6-3, and The Price is Right knocked off league-leaders Decepticon Dominance, 6-4.
| RazzPuckBunnies | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Team Vigilante | 128-72-20 | 276 |
| 2. | Ice Road Puckers | 120-90-10 | 250 |
| 3. | Greyston Schmohawks | 115-87-18 | 248 |
| 4. | Jagr Bombs | 108-95-17 | 233 |
| 5. | Portable Ninja | 102-99-19 | 223 |
| 6. | Chubby Beavers | 100-97-23 | 223 |
| 7. | drb_redwings | 97-102-21 | 215 |
| 8. | Top Shelf | 93-106-21 | 207 |
| 9. | Gator’s Bitches | 86-108-26 | 198 |
| 10. | Wampa | 86-111-23 | 195 |
| 11. | SuicidalEnforcers | 88-117-15 | 191 |
| 12. | Sin Bin Sadists | 83-122-15 | 181 |
The Greyston Schmohawks knocked drb_redwings out of the final playoff spot with an 8-1 trouncing. The Schmohawks were led by Milan Lucic (1 goal/ 3 assists/+3/9 PIM/9 shots) and Semyon Varlamov (2 wins/1 shutout/1.01/.965). Joe Thornton and Evander Kane each contributed just 1 assist and were -1 for the Wings. Portable Ninja took advantage of the opportunity, moving into a tie for 5th with a 7-4 win over Wampa as Kevin Shattenkirk scored 2 goals and added 4 assists with 3 power play points and 16 shots. Team Vigilante clinched first place, downing Top Shelf 7-3. The other 3 games ended 6-5, with SuicidalEnforcers edging Chubby Beavers, Ice Road Puckers beating Sin Bin Sadists, and Jagr Bombs over Gator’s Bitches.
| Bobby Hull Division | W-L-T | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | TheMustaches | 121-77-22 | 264 |
| 2. | GoPuckYour…… | 120-76-24 | 264 |
| 3. | Rochester Americans | 118-84-18 | 254 |
| 4. | Kneely | 111-90-19 | 241 |
| 5. | Shishka | 108-91-21 | 237 |
| 6. | The Vincibles | 108-91-21 | 237 |
| 7. | Detroit Rust Rats | 98-103-19 | 215 |
| 8. | Celtic Frost | 91-107-22 | 204 |
| 9. | i miss baseball | 90-108-22 | 202 |
| 10. | blunt blazing freak | 90-112-18 | 198 |
| 11. | Rasktastic! | 76-129-15 | 167 |
| 12. | Smarch Snow | 72-135-13 | 157 |
GoPuckYour……moved into a tie for first with TheMustaches, whipping Rasktastic! 9-2 behind Eric Staal’s nice line of 1 goal, 6 assists, +2, 4 penalty minutes, and 3 power play points. TheMustaches dropped a 7-3 decision to the Rochester Americans. Niklas Kronwall notched 2 goals and 5 assists for the Americans. Kneely moved into 4th with an 8-3 win over blunt blazing freak while The Vincibles were falling to Shiska, 6-4. Celtic Frost blasted Smarch Snow 9-2 and the Detroit Rust Rats kept their slim playoff hopes alive, demolishing i miss baseball, 10-0. Mikhail Grabovski had 2 goals and 3 assists along with 12 shots for the Rats.
