It’s getting close to that time in the season where if you’re sitting in 11th or 12th place now is the time to make a move. If you’re waaaay out of it ala SmarchSnow or BarberShop it’s time to start dropping unproductive players for hot waiver wire fodder. It’s also time to start throwing out hail mary trade offers because something needs to change. Alright enough stating the obvious, onto week 5 of the Razzball Commenter’s Leagues!
LEAGUE: The CHeap Seats COMMISSIONER: Howard
Beatdown of the week was Decepticon Dominance over Grabner 5-hole (10-1). Dominance was led by Thomas Vanek with 3 goals and Anze Kopitar and Brian Campbell with 4 assist each. Jimmy Howard with 3 wins and a .948 save %. Honorable mention to Hank for Vezina getting back in the race with an 8-1 beatdown over Optimus Reim. Hank was led by Jaro Halak with a .961 save % and Marian Hossa with 5 pts.
Team W-L-T Pct Pts
1. Decepticon Dominance 38-15-2 .709 78
2. Parenteau Guidance 31-21-3 .591 65
3. The Price is Right 29-21-5 .573 63
4. BroadStreetbullies 25-23-7 .518 57
5. Ky Habs 24-24-7 .500 55
6. Optimus Reim 24-25-6 .491 54
7. BlueLineDefenders 23-26-6 .473 52
8. Jethro 24-28-3 .464 51
9. LaraqueBottom 22-28-5 .445 49
10. whobustedass 20-28-7 .427 47
11. Grabner 5-hole 21-31-3 .409 45
12. Hank for Vezina 19-30-6 .400 44
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LEAGUE: RCL Bobby Hull Division COMMISSIONER: Vin Reich
And the bluntblazingfreak beats down imissbaseball 9-1. The slide for Imissbaseball continues as he now sits in 3rd place. BBF had the baby face twins in Beantown (Marchand and Seguin) combine for 7G/5A/+9/17SOG’s. Throw in Drew Doughty’s best week in god knows how long (2G/3A/3PPP/9SOG) and awesome goaltending from Lundqvist and Niemi and it’s no reason he dominated. Imissbaseball still has gotten nothing out of Mike Cammalleri (0Pts, -3) and Ovechkin had a subpar week (1 Point, -2).
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts
1. NosefaceKillah 40-11-4 .764 84
2. The Vincibles 39-11-5 .755 83
3. i miss baseball 33-18-4 .636 70
4. GoPuckYour…… 27-22-6 .545 60
5. blunt blazing freak 27-24-4 .527 58
6. Shishka 26-23-6 .527 58
7. Rochester Americans 25-27-3 .482 53
8. TheMustaches 22-25-8 .473 52
9. Detroit Rust Rats 22-29-4 .436 48
10. Rasktastic! 19-34-2 .364 40
11. Celtic Frost 13-35-7 .300 33
12. Smarch Snow 10-44-1 .191 21
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LEAGUE: RCL Bobby Hull Division COMMISSIONER: Vin Reich
Motorboaters has Tyler Seguin. Seguin had a huge week: 4 G, 2 A and 9 SOG. He also got a nice week from Niklas Kronwall: 3 Pts, 4 PIM and a +5. It all added up to an 8-2 beatdown of fellow contender Puck the Folice and a climb up the standings to #3. Traditional Whipping boy SnepstsMustacheRides took down Rocky Mountain Thigh 9-1-1 thanks to Jimmy Howard’s 3 Win, 1.33 GAA week.
Team W-L-T Pts
1. Zak Dream Team (35-16-4, 74)
2. Jolly Razzers (31-19-5, 67)
3. Motorboaters (30-20-5, 65)
4. Puck the Folice (29-21-5, 63)
5. Razzmatazz (29-23-3, 61)
6. Toronto Make Beliefs (28-26-1, 57)
7. Feeding Frenzy (27-25-3, 57)
8. SnepstsMustacheRides (23-30-2, 48)
9. Rocky Mountain Thigh (21-28-6, 48)
10. True North Puck Co. (20-29-6, 46)
11. Pominville NY (21-31-3, 45)
12. the barbershop (12-38-5, 29)
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LEAGUE: RazzPuckBunnies COMMISSIONER: Jack
Once again the previous weeks recipient of the beat-down laid the beat-down as drb_redwings knocked off Sin-Bin Sadists 8-2. The 2 best defensemen over the last week were Drew Doughty and Duncan Kieth, drb owns them both. He also had Brad Marchand playing out of his mind. His trio of Lundqvist, Vokoun, and Khabibulin provided stellar goaltending stats. Sadist was done in by Mike Green, Mike Cammalleri, Alex Burrows, and Mikhail Grabovski. Martin Brodeur and Corey Crawford were good but not good enough.
Rank |
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Team |
W-L-T |
Pct |
Pts |
Last Week |
Waiver |
Moves |
1. | Ice Road Puckers | 36-18-1 | .664 | 73 | 6-4-1 | 1 | 15 | |
2. | Portable Ninja | 30-20-5 | .591 | 65 | 4-6-1 | 4 | 7 | |
3. | Team Vigilante | 30-23-2 | .564 | 62 | 7-3-1 | 12 | 5 | |
4. | SuicidalEnforcers | 27-23-5 | .536 | 59 | 6-4-1 | 3 | 1 | |
5. | drb_redwings | 25-23-7 | .518 | 57 | 8-2-1 | 5 | 8 | |
6. | Jagr Bombs | 25-26-4 | .491 | 54 | 6-3-2 | 11 | 11 | |
7. | Chubby Beavers | 24-26-5 | .482 | 53 | 3-7-1 | 9 | 12 | |
8. | Wampa | 23-26-6 | .473 | 52 | 3-6-2 | 2 | 5 | |
9. | Greyston Schmohawks | 24-29-2 | .455 | 50 | 7-3-1 | 7 | 4 | |
10. | Gator’s Bitches | 19-28-8 | .418 | 46 | 4-6-1 | 8 | 3 | |
11. | Top Shelf | 20-30-5 | .409 | 45 | 3-7-1 | 10 | 5 | |
12. | Sin Bin Sadists | 20-31-4 | .400 | 44 | 2-8-1 | 6 | 4 |