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So last time I talked prospects I mentioned that I’ve never been ice fishing before, and I probably never will be.  I don’t do well in really cold weather (I’m sure living in Southern California my whole life has something to do with that).  I went snowboarding in Tahoe once many many years ago and couldn’t have been […]

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So I gotta admit after doing my preseason rankings it made me realize that the business of ranking players based on potential future performance is f’ing difficult.  I’m sure if someone with more fantasy hockey knowledge than me judged my rankings they could find some real stinkers too.  All that said, it’s just too much fun picking […]

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So it’s been a while since I’ve updated the status of Sidney Crosby..  He’s been skating with the team recently, but there is still no timetable for his return.  In fact at practices he has to wear a white no-contact helmet.  (Which coincidentally is the same name I gave my junk 6 months into marriage).   In all seriousness […]

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So we have this special channel called “toddler tunes” which plays nothing but songs geared to the 2 & under crowd.  It’s around 5% goofy sounding songs, 5% slowed down instrumental pop music, and 90% songs about eating and/or sleeping.  (I think thats what industry experts call “catering to your audience.”) Anyway we put the channel on all […]

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A whole slew (is the plural for cole-slaw cole-slew?) of preseason games took place last night, and being in the city/state/country that I am my viewing options are limited to whatever the NHL Network decides to air.  Sure there is NHL.com and some horrible pirate streaming sites where I can watch the games at a frame-per-minute (thanks to my blazing […]

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I’ve never been ice fishing before, but I imagine it’s just a bunch of dudes sitting around a frozen hole gettin drunk and hoping something bites.  Well predicting which prospects could be a fantasy asset is alot like that.  It’s more hope and luck than anything else…  I’m going to focus on prospects that I think […]

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