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If you’ve never seen the movie ‘March of the Penguins’ then you probably have no idea just how hardcore real Penguins are.  Let me just give you a little taste:  “For an additional two months (after 2 months of courting, banging, and dealing with the pregnant female), the males huddle together on their Arctic ice patch for warmth, […]

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I don’t ever really watch tennis but I do think that their players, just like NHL players, are unbelievably underrated in the world of sports.  The lame-stream (I just invented that!) sports media is so hung up on things like the vertical leap, 40 Yard dash and how ‘ripped’ a guy is they completely ignore one of the most important aspects of […]

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I’ve been pondering who will make my list of biggest busts for the 2011-2012 fantasy hockey season and Matt Duchene is one guy who immediately comes to mind.  It looked like this Duche was ready to establish himself as a legit #2 fantasy Center.  The pedigree was there (3rd overall pick in 2009), the improving offensive […]

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Parenteau Guidance and the Detroit Rust Rats were the top teams this week with near-perfect 21-point totals. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets: 15 goals(8) Team Vigilante 26 assists(14) Rochester Americans +16  (+3) Toronto Make Beliefs 50 PIM(19) True North Puck Co 13 PPP(6) Rocky Mountain […]

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