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Zak Dream Team (RCL 1) was the team of the week, scoring a perfect 22 points. KyHabs (The CHeap Seats) was right behind, notching 21 points. Here are the leaders in each category for the week, with the average in brackets:

Goals (9): 21 TheMustaches (Bobby Hull Division), Toronto Make Beliefs (RCL 1)
Assists (16): 28 TheMustaches (Bobby Hull Division)
+/- (+5): +24 Jethro (The CHeap Seats)
PIM (19): 41 Wampa (RazzPuckBunnies)
PPP (7): 15 GoPuckYour…. (Bobby Hull Division)
SOG (83): 123 TheMustaches (Bobby Hull Division)

Goalie Wins(2): 6 The Vincibles (Bobby Hull Division)
GAA (2.86): 1.00 Rasktastic! (Bobby Hull Division)
Saves (135): 208 Jolly Razzers (RCL 1)
Save % (.905): .972 Rasktastic! (Bobby Hull Division)
Shutouts (0): 1 (5 teams)

Razzball Commenter League 1

Pominville NY 0 Zak Dream Team 11 The Dream Team moved up from 4th to 2nd with a perfect week. Ray Emery and Tim Thomas combined for 5 wins , a 1.58 GAA, and a .950 save percentage to help ZDT sweep the categories. Erik Karlsson with 4 assists and 16 shots paced the offense. Joe Pavelski added a goal and 3 assists. Pavelski was +3 and recorded 13 shots on goal. Patrick Marleau and Nicklas Backstrom were each held to 1 point for Pominville NY.

In other games, the Jolly Razzers beat Razzmatazz 7-2 to hold on to 1st place, SnepstsMustacheRides pounded Motorboaters 8-3, and the barbershop crushed Rocky Mountain Thigh 7-2. Feeding Frenzy edged Puck The Folice 5-4, while True North Puck Co. and Toronto Make Beliefs tied at 5.

STANDINGS

  Team W-L-T Pts
1. Jolly Razzers 65-34-11 141
2. Zak Dream Team 62-40-8 132
3. Puck The Folice 59-41-10 128
4. Razzmatazz 56-47-7 119
5. True North Puck Co. 53-48-9 115
6. Toronto Make Beliefs 55-51-4 114
7. Feeding Frenzy 52-50-8 112
8. the barbershop 49-51-10 108
9. Motorboaters 47-53-10 104
10. SnepstsMustacheRides 41-65-4 86
11. Rocky Mountain Thigh 37-63-10 84
12. Pominville NY 34-67-9 77

The CHeap Seats

KyHabs 10  Laraque Bottom 0    KyHabs moved up from 3rd to 2nd with this dominating performance. Corey Perry led the Habs with 2 goals, 2 assists, 2 PPP, and 14 SOG. Alex Steen scored twice and added an assist, while finishing +6. The old man, Teemu Selanne, had a goal and 3 assists. Laraque Bottom got a nice week from Evgeni Malkin (5 G, 3 A, 16 shots), but it wasn’t enough. Jordan and Eric Staal combined for 1 point. Thomas Vokoun recorded a GAA of 6 with a save percentage of .810 to give away the goaltending categories.

Decepticon Dominance increased their lead atop the standings to 25 points with a 7-3 win over Jethro. Optimus Reim bombed The Price is Right 9-2, the BlueLineDefenders crushed Grabner 5-hole 8-1,
BroadStreetBullies defeated Hank for Vezina 7-3, while Parenteau Guidance knocked off whobustedass by that same 7-3 score.

STANDINGS

  Team W-L-T Pts
1. Decepticon Dominance 77-27-6 160
2. KyHabs 61-36-13 135
3. Parenteau Guidance 62-41-7 131
4. BlueLineDefenders 57-40-13 127
5. Optimus Reim 59-44-7 125
6. The Price is Right 49-50-11 109
7. Jethro 47-54-9 103
8. BroadStreetBullies 43-56-11 97
9. whobustedass 41-58-11 93
10. Laraque Bottom 39-63-8 86
11. Grabner 5-hole 33-66-11 77
12. Hank for Vezina 32-65-13 77

RazzPuckBunnies

Ice Road Puckers 8  Gator’s Bitches 2   The Puckers overcame the loss of Sidney Crosby, thanks in part to their European contigent. Thomas Vanek, Olli Jokinen, and Pavel Datsyuk combined for 8 goals and 8 assists. Pekka Rinne contributed 3 wins and a .957 save percentage. Steven Stamkos and Ilya Kovalchuk each scored 7 points for Gator’s Bitches, but the Staal brothers hurt another team.

Top Shelf, led by Patrik Elias (4G, 2A), also scored an 8-2 win, over Portable Ninja. Team Vigilante defeated SuicidalEnforcers 7-2, while Wampa downed drb_redwings 6-3. In the closest games of the week, the Greyston Schmohawks edged Jagr Bombs 5-4 and Chubby Beavers downed Sin Bin Sadists 6-5,

STANDINGS

  Team W-L-T Pts
1. Ice Road Puckers 78-29-3 159
2. Team Vigilante 62-36-12 136
3. Greyston Schmohawks 56-45-9 121
4. Jagr Bombs 54-45-11 119
5. Chubby Beavers 54-46-10 118
6. Portable Ninja 47-52-11 105
7. drb_redwings 45-52-13 103
8. SuicidalEnforcers 44-55-11 99
9. Wampa 41-56-13 95
10. Sin Bin Sadists 42-60-8 92
11. Top Shelf 39-61-10 88
12. Gator’s Bitches 36-61-13 85

RCL Bobby Hull Division

Celtic Frost 1  TheMustaches 8  TheMustaches were led by Malkin (5 G, 3 A, 16 shots) and Zack Parise ( 3G, 5A, +6, 4PIM, 18 SOG). Patrik Elias, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Marian Hossa also had big weeks. For Celtic Frost, Brad Richards had 1 point and was -1 for the week. David Krejci was shutout and also finished at -1.

The Vincibles used 4 goalies to score 6 wins and sweep the goaltending categories in a 9-2 win over 2nd-place NosefaceKillah. Rasktastic! edged i miss baseball 6-5, blunt blazing freak downed Smarch Snow 6-4, Shishka defeated the Detroit Rust Rats 6-3, and GoPuckYour…… beat the Rochester Americans 6-4.

STANDINGS

  Team W-L-T Pts
1. The Vincibles 71-31-8 150
2. NosefaceKillah 63-38-9 135
3. Shishka 56-42-12 124
4. TheMustaches 54-42-14 122
5. Rochester Americans 53-49-8 114
6. GoPuckYour…… 50-46-14 114
7. i miss baseball 50-49-11 111
8. blunt blazing freak 49-50-11 109
9. Detroit Rust Rats 48-50-12 108
10. Rasktastic! 46-60-4 96
11. Celtic Frost 32-65-13 77
12. Smarch Snow 28-78-4 60

  1. Neely'sKnee says:
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    Would you drop either Shattenkirk or Kronwall in favor of Quincey, Garrison, or Pietrangelo?

  2. DC

    DC says:
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    @Neely’sKnee: Probably not. Those guys are kinda all in the same boat.

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