Penalty Minutes are a somewhat controversial category in fantasy hockey, but I love it. In fact I won’t ever play in a league that doesn’t count it. Fighters (tough guys) are the gladiators of the NHL. It’s up to them to protect the franchise player and it’s up to them to light a spark in lopsided games. But unfortunately it can take a toll on their body (and mind). In the last 14 months, 4 of the best fighters in recent memory have passed on. Last July it was one of the all time great heavyweights Bob Probert. This year it was Derek Boogaard, Rick Rypien and most recently Wade Belak. As a tribute, go watch some of Belak’s best work. If I were an NHL tough guy I might consider a different profession. Shouldn’t the NHL be looking into this? It’s not like there are thousands of former NHL tough guys out there. We’re talking about just a handful of guys. Unless you’re Vince McMahon, don’t you think such a high mortality rate linked to a single profession should at least be investigated? Gary Bettman your thoughts? “I got more money from NBC and Versus than we would have from ESPN.” No Gary, we’re talking about the recent deaths of NHL tough guys here. “NHL revenues continue to increase and attentance has been at an all time high.”… Okay we’re getting nowhere with Ro-Bottman, he’s been stuck on “Defend the NHL” mode for half a decade now. The point is these guys are awesome and we need to ensure they stay breathing or else risk losing fighting from the game forever. So in honor of these fallen warriors (“You must have the warrior mindset!”) come on VTB, now is not the time. In honor of these guys I’m gonna take a look at some NHL tough guys who can not only fight, but also give you something to chew on in the other categories.
Steve Ott – C/LW (Dal): Supposedly the Stars are going to move Ott out to the wing alongside Jamie Benn and newly acquired Michael Ryder (which actually doesn’t sound too good for Jamie Benn). Ott has a reputation as being a real prick and a trash talker, but at least he tries to back it up with his fists. He had 183 Penalty Minutes last year, which is just awesome. But what makes it even more awesome is that he also had 12 Goals, 20 Assists, 120 Shots and an incredible 10 Power Play Points. He ott to be in my Center rankings, which are coming next week.
Please, blog, may I have some more?